Ok, Dave, ok…breathe. It’s not the end of the world. Just grit your teeth and write your honest thoughts down, and hopefully God won’t strike you down for listening to such heathen filth. Time to ...

Hello, again! It’s Smokey Goretooth back with another “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP ...

Dave Mustcomplain here. Listen. I may have lost myself for a bit during my review of the new Archgoat album, and that’s okay. Doreen and I went down to Faith Lutheran and talked to Pastor Mark, and ...

Being the Gob of metal, I keep my claw on the pulse of my industry, but when I read that one of the most popular genres amongst the younger generation wasn’t new music but NU music. I was GOBSMACKED.

It was quiet this week – too quiet. It makes my job all the more difficult, and doesn’t anyone ever consider my job, or me? I am Rigor Morrissey, afterall. With little to report on, there are few ...

Because there is absolutely nothing worth celebrating this Labor Day weekend, why not at least make a little bit of noise to drown out the sound of the festivities that really shouldn’t be happening ...

Hi everybody, Dave Mustcomplain here. Fair warning before I do this review: I’ve had a real bummer of a week. First off, my shitting wife Doreen capped me off at three Busch Lights a week on account ...

Smokey Goretooth here, clocking in with a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP sucks ...

Alright, I’ve completely given up hope that MetalSucks is going to assign me a good goddamn album to review. They’re just going to keep pitching yesterday’s partially digested release in my direction, ...

OK, I just got back from the MetalSucks office, and some words were exchanged regarding my displeasure over the albums they’ve been having me cover as of late. Things got a little heated, and I’ll ...

MondaySucks is MetalSucks brand new weekly column on Mondays, written by your favorite goblin comedian, John Goblikon. For years, battles have been waged inside the music world: Pop vs. Rock’n’roll, ...

Of all the things we clown on Florida for, and trust, there’s no shortage of material, a big one is their weather. Said weather had the damn audacity to interrupt Poppy, and subsequently get her set ...